Killing two birds with one stone.

Instead of the having the expression "kill two birds with one stone" stand for getting two things done at the same time, it should stand for doing something really really awesome. Just imagine, actually killing two birds with one stone would be almost impossible. The only thing that could make it more awesome is if the birds were bald eagles carrying their bloody prey , probably a scared little otter or something, in their sharp claws flying in unison to the soundtrack of Kenny Rogers "Danger Zone". You would have to use the biggest stone you could find and launch it using a catapult. The catapult would be made the night before using sweat, blood, and tears in a 2 minute musical montage. Due to a slight miscalculation the stone is launched 2 miles straight in the air, but luckily strikes, and your prey (along with the stone) land meteorically to the ground. Unfortunately the stone and the poultry land next to a police station and you get your ass carted to jail. You've found that you've violated the Bald Eagle Protection Act. Your case get national attention and forensics determine that you destroyed the only two super mutant bald eagles (capable of destroying the entire human race) in the world. Since the jury realizes how awesome your feat must have been, and since bald eagles aren't endangered anymore, (even though they were super bald eagles to begin with), he let's you go and even lets you keep the feathers so you can make a severely awesome headdress.

How to use in a sentence:

Josh:"Oh my gosh, Kyle just cleared three school buses on his skateboard!"
Drew: "Yeah, that must be like killing two birds with one stone."